Real Housewives of New Jersey

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
4-5 Weecap	Rotten Tomatoes Spoiled Sports - One time everyone gets along, and stupid Gia ruins everything. Meanwhile, Juicy Joe continues to be the absolute worst.	2012.05.20 2012.05.21	B	Potes
4-4 Weecap	Hazy, Hot and Humorless Drowning Pool - The Gorga Family Feud continues as it has for the past season and a half, and we learn that Caroline and Al's foreplay involves tickling.	2012.05.13 2012.05.14	B	Potes
5-3 Weecap	Far, Far Away Third Eye Blind - We're done with the cookbook fighting and are now on to arguments about Teresa's comments about Melissa being a gold digger.	2012.05.06 2012.05.07	D	Rachel Stein
4-2 Weecap	That's a Spicy Meatball! Pokerface - Joe Giudice attempts to grab Rich's nuts at Jacqueline's meatball party. Is there anything else you need to know?	2012.04.29 2012.04.30	A-	Potes
4-1 Weecap	Neither Fabulous Nor Delicious High Tide, Low Blow - We pick up right where we left off: Everyone really hates Teresa, and Teresa does nothing to convince anyone to do otherwise.	2012.04.22 2012.04.23	C	Rachel Stein
3-21 Weecap	A Crazy-Ass Merry-Go-Round Reunion, Part 2 - All the yelling and accusing and finger pointing that's fit to print! The Housewives discuss their bedrooms, Jacqueline and Bratshley, Caroline's rift with Dina, UnattendedGate, Christmas Eve 2010, Juicy's bigotry and drinking, and more.	2011.10.23 2011.10.24	D	Lady Lola
3-20 Weecap	A Whirlwind of Stupid Reunion, Part 1 - If a Tre falls in the forest, does it make sound? Everyone hates Teresa. The ladies cover ChristeningGate 2011 and Teresa's embattled finances.	2011.10.16 2011.10.17	C-	Lady Lola
3-19 Weecap	Fabu-lash Out Portrait of an Italian Family - All the families have reached a happy place, and things seem fine and dandy. Then Teresa's trash talk-filled "cookbook" comes out, and everything goes to pieces again.	2011.10.09 2011.10.10	C	Lady Lola
3-18 Weecap	On Display An Inconvenient Truce - Just when you think the relationship between Teresa and Kathy is beyond repair, they go and fix it. (Reality TV is magical like that.) Also, the Manzo brothers have their black water launch party, and Melissa makes her singing-dancing debut.	2011.10.02 2011.10.03	C	Lady Lola
3-17 Weecap	Quit Yer Beachin'! Get to the Punta! - The various families pack for approximately a third of the episode for their vacation to the Dominican Republic. Once there, it's a complete snoozefest in which Teresa's bikini fashion show and her epic overreaction to a comment by Kathy are the only developments approaching noteworthy.	2011.09.18 2011.09.19	D	Lady Lola
3-16 Weecap	Little Lady Sings the Blues Singing in the Pain - The housewives and their families participate in a vaguely charitable 5K run, to which Juicy Joe brings sausage and wine. At seven in the morning. The Gorgas paint Hoboken (now renamed Joeboken) red with the Manzo boys, and Joe overshares about his downstairs grooming habits. Everyone attends the fifth birthday pizza party Teresa throws for Milania, and Gia takes the floor to sing a heartbreaking song.	2011.09.11 2011.09.12	B	Lady Lola
3-15 Weecap	Book Undermining Black As Ink - Chris Laurita invites the Manzo boys into a new business venture as Lauren launches her cosmetics line. Juicy Joe Giudice issues endless threats against his brother-in-law, prompting Joe Gorga to hand down an ultimatum at Teresa's book signing.	2011.08.28 2011.08.29	B-	Lady Lola
3-14 Weecap	Ashley & Teresa: The Same Nasty Person Belly Up & Up - Kathy starts seventeen new businesses while Ashley's ill-fated intervention threatens the world.	2011.08.21 2011.08.22	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-13 Weecap	Bratz-tervention Child's Play No More - Melissa begins recording "On Display." Caroline takes her kids to the gym. Jacqueline invites Bratshley's father and stepmother to town for a disastrous attempt to get their daughter's life back on track.	2011.08.14 2011.08.15	B-	Lady Lola
3-12 Weecap	New Year's Babies Auld Lang Syne for an Eye - The housewives try to go into a new year with a clean slate -- except for Teresa, who is now single-handedly driving every feud she has ever had or will have in the future.	2011.08.07 2011.08.08	C	Lady Lola
3-11 Weecap	It's Jesus's Birthday! A Very Jersey Christmas - The families celebrate Christmas. For the Manzos that means wearing family unity jewelry and going to an Alexa Ray Joel concert. For the Gorgas and Giudices, that means unwrapping an obscene amount of presents and talking behind each other's backs. Gia throws up repeatedly, speaks for all us.	2011.07.31 2011.08.01	C	Lady Lola
3-10 Weecap	Second Degree Manzo Slaughter There Arose Such a Clatter - Kim G. is dismissed from Melissa's party. Kathy and Teresa ready themselves for competing Christmas Eve parties. Bratshley continues to live up to her moniker. That Manzo boys designate Santa a lazy, classless bum.	2011.07.24 2011.07.25	C+	Lady Lola
3-9 Weecap	Party Animals Twas the Fight Before Christmas - In which we learn that the "G" in Kim G. may, in fact, stand for "Grinch."	2011.07.17 2011.07.18	B-	Lady Lola
3-8 Weecap	A Very Guido Christmas Holidazed and Confused - Jacqueline invites the Giudice-Gorga-Manzos to a holiday cocktail party. Lauren feels left out from her brothers' new lives. Kathy decides to put her restaurant opening on hold. Teresa and Juicy have their day in court.	2011.07.10 2011.07.11	B	Lady Lola
3-7 Weecap	No Country for Juicy Men Teresa's Got a Gun - Teresa and Melissa vow to put their differences aside. Antonia has a dance recital. And high jinks ensue when the Giudices, Manzos, and Lauritas head up to the Catskills.	2011.06.26 2011.06.27	D	Lady Lola
3-6 Weecap	Stank Face-Off Whine and Dine - Teresa has not one, but two sit-downs. Caroline tries her hand at radio hosting.	2011.06.19 2011.06.20	B-	Lady Lola
3-5 Weecap	GymNasty Stick It - Tension flares between Joe and Teresa at Gia's gymnastics meet. Bratshley gets a new car. Caroline explores a new career path.	2011.06.12 2011.06.13	C	Lady Lola
3-4 Weecap	Overcooked Turkeys Gobblefellas - There's very little to be thankful for in this bone-dry Turkey Day episode.	2011.06.06 2011.06.07	D	Lady Lola
3-8 Weecap	The Right Ingredientses Sealed with a Diss - Kathy pays an ill-advised visit to Caroline and gets a car (not from Caroline) for her troubles. Meanwhile, Teresa writes a letter to her brother, Joe, and we learn that his problem is that he's being poisoned from all the built-up semen in his body.	2011.05.30 2011.05.31	A	Potes
3-2 Weecap	Restitution Whores Drop Dead Gorgas - Caroline lectures her way through another Posche fashion show, but the drama's a non-starter.	2011.05.23 2011.05.24	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-1 Weecap	Five Guys Named Joe In the Name of the Father - We meet the newest housewives -- Teresa's sister-in-law Melissa and her cousin Kathy. The christening for Melissa's son turns into a riot when tempers flare between Teresa and her brother. The Manzo boys leave the nest. Bratshley has a job with Lizzie Grubman.	2011.05.16 2011.05.17	A	Lady Lola
2-18 Weecap	Hug it Out, Bitches. Reunion, Part II - The Real Housewives of New Jersey wrap up the season with some screaming, some yelling, some hugging, and more Kim G. ass crack.	2010.09.06 2010.09.07	A+	LuluBates
2-17 Weecap	WTF. Reunion - These bitches are crazy.	2010.08.30 2010.08.31	A+	LuluBates
2-16 Weecap	Long Live the Matriarchy The Heads of Family Will Roll - Danielle learns a new word and uses it a lot during the season finale.	2010.08.23 2010.08.24	A+	LuluBates
2-15 Weecap	The Hills Have Eyes The Hills Are Alive With Giudice - The Manzo, Giudice and Laurita clans wander the hills of Italy, but no one orders a hit, and Joe gets extradited back to the U.S.	2010.08.16 2010.08.17	A+	LuluBates
2-14 Weecap	The Housewives Take Italy The Chanels of Venice - We finally get some payback for Mussolini.	2010.08.09 2010.08.10	A+	LuluBates
2-13 Weecap	Ain't No Party Like a Christening Party Don't Drink the Holy Water - Teresa, being Teresa, throws the most extravagant party an infant's ever had, and Danielle's friendship with Kim G. comes to an explosive end.	2010.08.02 2010.08.03	A-	DeAnn Welker
2-12 Weecap	Party On, Wayne N.J. Youth Will Be Served - It's Christine's Sweet Sixteen and Teresa's 10th wedding anniversary. Time to party down! But with more diamonds than cater waiters.	2010.07.26 2010.07.27	A+	LuluBates
2-11 Weecap	The Aftermath Staub Wounds - While it is known that licking wounds is unsanitary, turns out it is also extremely boring to watch.	2010.07.19 2010.07.20	A+	LuluBates
2-10 Weecap	Smackdown Country Clubbed - It's The Big Fight and the only thing missing is Stone Cold Steve Austin and a cage.	2010.07.12 2010.07.13	A+	LuluBates
2-9 Weecap	Kim Possible Posche Spite - Is it possible for the Two Kims to be worse than the sum total of the housewives?	2010.06.28 2010.06.29	A+	LuluBates
2-8 Weecap	Bye-Bye, Deformed Boobs Bubbies Gone Bad - Danielle stumps the best "breast revision surgeon" in the nation with her crazy-botched boobs, while Teresa hires a bitch to plan her a giant housewarming party.	2010.06.21 2010.06.22	C	DeAnn Welker
2-7 Weecap	The Unseeable Play At Your Own Risk - My eyes! My eyes! My eyes! Also, Dina gets to quit. My eyes just want to.	2010.06.14 2010.06.15	A+	LuluBates
2-6 Weecap	To Be Continued It's Not You, It's Me - Don't shush the square tit!	2010.06.07 2010.06.08	A+	LuluBates
2-5 Weecap	Into the Lion's Den Into the Lion's Den - In a rather lackluster season, there is finally some dramaz.	2010.05.31 2010.06.01	A+	LuluBates
2-4 Weecap	Oh Baby Babies, Bubbles, and Bubbies - In which Teresa has her baby and Joe stands around like a lump of canned ham. Also, Chris invents strip car washes.	2010.05.24 2010.05.25	A+	LuluBates
2-3 Weecap	Catty-Walk Catty-Walk - Teresa and Danielle's daughters become STARS and love being STARS so very much that they cry and vomit until the episode ends.	2010.05.17 2010.05.18	C	Mindy Monez
2-2 Weecap	Fun with Meat Generation Vexed - In which we learn about the Ham Game, but not nearly enough about chucking other cold cuts.	2010.05.10 2010.05.11	A+	LuluBates
2-1 Weecap	This is Why People Hate America Water Under the Table - The prostitution whores are back with all new insults for each other and even more atrocities against taste and human decency.	2010.05.03 2010.05.04	A+	LuluBates