Danielle adds that Teresa never has anything nice to say and Teresa denies this because they used to be friends! BFF! Or at least BFF-ish and like Tyler Perry says, it's a thin line between love and hate. Then Jacqueline and Teresa start jumping up and down on the couch about how Danielle had sex and The Children overheard it and it was at Teresa's beach house and it was troubling for The Children. I would blame cheap home construction for that, but Teresa would probably throw a table at me. Danielle is remaining Very Calm while Teresa and Jacqueline talk about her sex life on national television whilst pretending they WOULD NEVER talk about her private life on national television. Andy Cohen attempts to change the subject.
The next question is: Why do you women talk like troglodytic idiots? They have the clips to prove it, including Danielle's frequent use of "woman" instead of "women" and Teresa's many, many verbal gaffes. Danielle and Teresa both mouth along to Andy Cohen's Queen's English, but Teresa quickly gives up and decides to OWN her stupidity. She likes having her own language, it makes her unique. Also, stupid.
Andy decides to talk babies, because who can talk smack about babies, right? He introduces us to Baby Nicholas and Teresa's hilarious Ow! Ow! Ow! birth scene for Audriana. It also shows off Teresa's insane collection of French prostitute baby hats. Everyone looks teary eyed, so Andy decides to ruin the mood: Danielle, why didn't you congratulate Jacqueline on her baby? Danielle coolly remarks that Jacqueline instructed her via published notice not to come near her. Jacqueline barks that they made up afterwards and Danielle still never mentioned her new addition. Danielle calmly congratulates Jacqueline on her new and very attractive son. Jacqueline asks her not to hit on her son ...or come near him. Whee! This is fun.
Let's talk Dina! Teresa blames Danielle for Dina's departure. During the last reunion show Caroline and Dina accused Danielle of something, but they never clarified what it was. Andy asks if someone can explain. Danielle says she later found out that it was that she tried to take Dina's daughter away. Um...WHAT?! Danielle claims it was a total fabrication, but Caroline's face believes it is ALL TRUE. Jacqueline and Teresa are grinding their teeth and growling as Danielle points out that it was all a lie and she doesn't care about Dina's daughter. The other three ladies are all bouncing out of their skin dying to talk, but Jacqueline I think points out that Danielle placed a "silencer" on Dina so she couldn't talk about it. I am going to assume she doesn't mean a gun, because even drama-loving Bravo wouldn't allow a gun toting criminal on TV (that's VH1's niche), but, perhaps a gag order?













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