Real Housewives of New Jersey
Real Housewives of New Jersey

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LuluBates: A+ | 897 USERS: B-
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WTF.

After a lot more screaming and calling of Danielle garbage, Andy sums it up: Danielle got a gag order on Dina. Caroline, Teresa, and Jacqueline are all screaming and talking over each other about how evil Danielle is and Caroline is demanding that Danielle Never Talk About Her Sister. But, ladies? What judge is going to put a gag order on someone telling the truth? Is that not important? That said, if Danielle really did try and take Dina's daughter away, WHOA. That has risen to a whole new level of Crazy Bitch. My guess? Dina has a crazy ex who really didn't want their daughter on the show. I bet Danielle helped his lawsuit in some way and the judge placed a gag order on the whole proceeding for the protection of the poor poor child's well being.

Andy shoots everyone with a tranquilizer dart and tries to get the interview back on track. No luck! Danielle asks Teresa if she ever "acknowledged her nephew" and I don't think anyone knows what Danielle is getting at, but Teresa jumps out of her seat, sticks her finger in Danielle's face and starts screaming either "Don't bring up my family!" or "Don't break up my family!" And then lets loose a blue streak of f-bombs, mother f-bombs, bitches. She is inches from Danielle's face when Danielle gets up to leave. Andy grabs Teresa and then SHE SHOVES HIM BACK IN HIS SEAT. She is still screaming after Danielle and trying to lunge after her. Hopefully Andy got hazard pay for this episode, because he once again enters the fray and bravely holds her back. Caroline comes up to help slap some sense into her. But Teresa entered Thermo-Nuclear Meltdown mode and has completely lost it and is just screaming, "She's a bitch!" over and over and trying to toss throw pillows in Danielle's general direction. This is very relaxing television.

So who is this nephew who is so frenzy inducing? I Googled it and the rumor is: That slab of donkey meat that Teresa has married may have knocked up her sister! Or her friend! Or no one at all! Either way, everyone looks Really Classy. Truly an impressive display all around. Danielle must have been dying to let that little nugget rip. I mean, that probably gave her three hours of giggle fits. In fact, she is probably giggling back stage right now.

Real Housewives of New Jersey

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