Teresa's Klonopin has apparently kicked in because she is ready to smile politely when Andy asks her if menstruating women really ruin the pasta sauce. FACT! Teresa firmly stands by this. It will also ruin the wine that Joe makes in their marble-lined wine stomping room. Andy expresses shock that Joe makes his own wine, because, um...WHAT? Teresa nods vigorously as if this is the most obvious thing that Joe would be doing in his spare time from the marble, concrete, and pizza making business.

Andy then takes us on a clip tour of Teresa spending Joe's hard-earned cash. It is an impressive tour from Gia's pink limousine spa birthday to their Playboy-bunny-and-fire-breather housewarming party to her anniversary ring that was a sapphire, not a diamond. She's not made of money, you know! Andy flat out asks Teresa: Is her home in foreclosure? Teresa says no. Andy then starts listing the court filings as quoted in the New York Post. Teresa claims it is all lies, except for the bankruptcy part. Teresa claims Joe misled her about their financial situation and she would have changed her spending habits if she had known. Jacqueline and Caroline look uncomfortable as Andy lists off Teresa's debt, but Jacqueline claims that Teresa started working as soon as she found out. It's unclear whether she means working, like, at a job, or whether she means working as in not shopping EVERY day. Finally Andy asks Teresa about Joe's DUI. Caroline and Teresa and Jacqueline all think Joe fell asleep at the wheel, woke up in his destroyed vehicle, and went to get soused. Danielle expresses some VERY REASONABLE doubt about getting drunk before the cops arrive. I mean, even Joe isn't that stupid, right? ...Wait.

Andy asks Danielle if she is a troublemaker and she agrees that she might be. We then get a series of clips meant to help us parse whether Danielle is a victim or a bully. I am pretty sure she is a sociopath who thinks she is a victim and hopefully she will ride out into the sunset on a pink unicorn in a bath of light and love. The clip show starts with Danielle discussing forgiveness with her priest. We see Teresa make a face, because the last time she talked to a priest it was praying for the Lord God Almighty to save her beloved home from foreclosure. Also, Easter. Also also, confessing to her plan to murder a certain Joe Giudice.