There is more nastiness, and then a viewer asks when Kathy's dessert line is coming out. The answer is who the fuck cares. Also in news that no one gives a rat about, Victoria is staying local for college. Oh damn, and then Andy asks Kathy if she intended to insult Teresa at the cookbook signing, and Teresa calls Kathy a disgusting piece of shit! And then there is so much yelling and some more yelling and also yelling, and Jacqueline assures us that this is what it was like behind the scenes, and thus why she was going crazy. And then when you think that we've had all the madness that we can take, Teresa says that Kathy and Richie almost got divorced. Kathy denies this. Teresa then says that even her mother knew, and Kathy calls Teresa's mother a fucking liar! Twice! That is some amazing shit right there. Caroline and Jacqueline are like, "This is what happens when you go on a show with actual monsters." Teresa then switches couches, and Jacqueline asks if they can snuggle. Teresa looks dumb in response, more so than her usual dumb looking face.
Caroline attempts to therapize the situation, asking Teresa if the comment hurt her. But Teresa is too invested in wanting to call Kathy garbage. She sits calmly for a nanosecond before getting rage-face and saying she wants to see Kathy say that to her dad. Kathy apparently went to try to talk to Teresa's parents, and her dad walked out. Thus, says Kathy, he is a coward. This of course sets Teresa off even more, and she says that Kathy worshipped her dad, and that he was in fact there for Kathy and her siblings more than their own dad. As Kathy starts going crazy, Melissa calmly says to Andy that Rosie is going to kill Teresa. Andy is all, "What?" and Melissa is like, "Rosie. Will. Kill her." On cue, we hear Rosie screaming backstage that her father is dead, and untouchable, and that she doesn't care if she gets locked up -- she is going to KILL TERESA. I mean, that would solve a lot of problems, actually.
Next week: Oh my God, I don't even know. If we're lucky Rosie will just go ahead and kill them all.
Potes deserves hazard pay for this shit. Tweet her @traciepotes or email email@example.com with your sympathies.