Another viewer asks Jacqueline to comment on her earlier statement that Joe and Teresa put up a front where their marriage is concerned. At first she refuses to comment, but Joe and Teresa say that she can say whatever she wants. It turns out that Teresa insinuated in her blog that Chris had cheated on Jacqueline. Teresa claims that Jacqueline told her that Chris cheated on her a while ago and that she doesn't trust him. Jacqueline denies this, and eventually Juicy makes a legit point, saying, "Who gives a crap if he cheated on you or not? Really. Nobody cares."
For some reason, this last bit really sets off Xanax Jacqueline. As long as they're being honest, she says, she'd like everyone to know that Joe calls Teresa the C-word all the time, and she calls him names too, and then they punch each other. Maybe it's a weird kind of foreplay? While Jacqueline is on a roll, she'd like us all to know that Teresa confessed to her that Joe cheated on her several times -- with the secretary and the babysitter, among others. And! Teresa walked in on him when he had the babysitter over the desk in his office. Andy Cohen looks so nervous right now. He is probably thinking, as we are, what self-respecting babysitter would bang Juicy Joe? I thought today's teens would have more sense! Jacqueline adds that Danielle Staub was once out with Joe and Teresa, and Joe was with a stripper the whole time. Andy questions Danielle's credibility as a source, and Joe tells Jacqueline that she has serious issues and needs to get her head checked. Andy asks Joe plainly if he's ever cheated on Teresa, and Joe says that he has not. To quote the man himself, "Who gives a crap if he cheated on you or not? Really. Nobody cares." Jacqueline says that because Teresa and Joe's marriage looks like shit on TV, they're trying to make everyone else's look bad too. Juicy tells her not to go there, and Melissa points out that Teresa goes there all the time with everyone else. And then there's so much yelling. So very much yelling. The upshot is that everyone still hates Teresa, and vice versa. Eventually Juicy asks why he's here and belches, and we're out.
Next week: OH MY GOD THE END FINALLY!!!! VICTORY IS MINE!!!!
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