This of course proves to be an excellent segue to the Posche fashion show montage and the creepy bald guy and even creepier Kim D. and her rat face. Post-montage, Teresa emphatically claims once again that she had nothing to do with it, and Melissa once again does not believe it. Joe says that who cares if Melissa was a stripper, and also she wasn't a stripper. She was a bartender, and he knows because he was there. Melissa was a school teacher putting herself through college when he met her. How was she teaching school if she hadn't graduated from college yet? I guess it is part of the special amazing grace that saved a wench like her. Joe Gorga talks about how perfect Melissa is for a while before telling Teresa to drop it, and maybe they can be a family again. Teresa then says that Joe is breaking their mother and father's heart, and then Joe gets REALLY mad and says that Teresa is taking his parents away from him. Oh my God, can they all just fall into a fiery pit? It's best for the whole country, really.
So, Joe really starts freaking out about how his kids don't even have grandparents because of Teresa, and she starts shrieking at Juicy to give Joe what for, and then those two go at it for an extended period. Teresa calms down long enough to start to tell Andy that she never talks about Joe with her parents, and Xanax Jacqueline has to get all clucking-chicken in the joint and yell, "Yes you do!" Teresa then gets that scary black look in her eyes and stands up, and Andy has to kind of push her back while also telling Jacqueline to stay out of it. I feel like he has probably started working out a lot more since these Jersey reunions began. Teresa and Jacqueline go back and forth for a while, and end up trading plastic surgery barbs. The pot and kettle just clang and clang on that one.
Oh, dread, and then it's time to drag Kim D. out of her crypt to shine a light on what happened on that fateful night of the Posche fashion show. Absolutely no one is in the mood for Kim D. right now, myself included. Andy asks for her input about Teresa's involvement, and Kim D. says that this is a tough question to answer. She says that Teresa did not know that the creepy bald guy was going to mention anything about Melissa's past. Jacqueline asks if Teresa knew that something was going down against Melissa and did nothing to stop it, but before she can answer Joe Gorga apologizes for calling Kim D. a coke whore. I mean, I don't think there's any reason to apologize for truth-telling. He adds that Kim D. is doing someone else's dirty work, and doesn't understand what she has against them. It turns out that Melissa promoted another store or club called Posche, which annoyed Kim D. Of course one "Posche" isn't enough for New Jersey! I must mention that while all this is happening Teresa is sitting on the couch looking VERY uncomfortable.