Anyway everyone stops screaming about THAT subject and then they start screaming about something else. I'm actually not sure what it is. Did Bravo Andy ask a question? Or did Caroline just out of the blue accuse Danielle of stalking her and driving past her house to throw flaming bags of dog poop up the driveway? Danielle, obviously, denies this. She never goes to Franklin Lakes, not even for The Best Panini In the World. NOT EVEN THEN! Then, pursuant to nothing other than Danielle-hate, Jacqueline randomly accuses Danielle of still being a call girl and sleeping with married men. Danielle is SO offended. Not about the call girl thing, because that's true, but MEN? She is far too subversive to sleep with MEN. Jacqueline feels no need to verify her claims, because SHE KNOWS THE TRUTH. I am unconvinced of Jacqueline's grasp of THE TRUTH, but whatever. Everyone screams at Danielle some more, Teresa is hollering about something, but it's unclear what. She may just be aping everything Danielle is doing. Bravo Andy is focusing on his Happy Place and adding zeros to his paycheck as the ladies sigh and flip their hair and shout and mock and degrade each other as much as possible. Finally Danielle has had enough. She is leaving. Or at least marching back stage. She is Done. She says she is done enough times for us to realize that "Done" is the new "Goodbye". You know, for fall.
Danielle is VERY proud of herself and sits backstage gloating to her hairdresser/consigliere/token gay entourage member about knocking them down in this round. Out on the stage, Jacqueline, probably out of boredom or at the encouragement of the producers, decides it is her time to leap off the couch and charge after Danielle. Bravo Andy rolls his eyes, stands up, brushes his pants, and holds her back, and sighs, "No, don't." Jacqueline sits back down as Danielle calls her a Vegas whore, which is funny because it is probably true. Then she reminds viewers that she and Caroline are the same age, but she looks ten years younger, sort of. Out on the couches, Caroline is very admirably trying to play the Voice of Reason, but Jacqueline and Teresa are done with reason. Then Teresa calls Danielle the c-word (note: not cookie) and that is one step too far for Caroline who feels it is her obligation to point out the obvious fact that this will cause Teresa to lose her status as a C-word Advocate. Also, it's not very nice. Bravo Andy gives everyone a Time Out. Finally.