Bravo Andy is reminding Teresa and Jacqueline that they are not allowed off the couch. Teresa swears again and Bravo Andy snaps at her and tells her to just calm down. Teresa glares at him, but she needs the work, so she keeps her mouth shut. Danielle takes her seat and Andy introduces a new topic: Dina! Andy introduces the clip show by reminding us that Dina left the show after the Incident at The Brownstone, which apparently has reached the stature of The Incident at Little Big Horn. If someone had taken a picture and Albert had scaled a mountain, it would have rivaled Iwo Jima.

Andy asks Danielle why she felt Dina owed her an apology and Danielle dares to break Reality Television's fourth wall, namely, some shit happens off camera. HERETIC! BURN HER! Danielle then calmly explains that they have all sinned all bear the burden of Dina's departure. Caroline has rolled her eyes so far up in her head that I am pretty sure she sprained them. Andy then reads a really harsh blog post in which Dina wishes Danielle would have her balls bitten by a thousand serpents and die a fiery death. Danielle thinks that is pretty harsh. Um, yes. America agrees with your assessment, Danielle! Caroline has toppled over in eye rolling enthusiasm and Bravo Andy finally asks her what she thinks of Danielle's assessment of Dina's departure. Caroline points out that this was supposed to be fun and I am pretty sure we are WAY past fun at this point. Caroline wishes Dina could have stuck it out, but she's different than the rest of them. In that she has common sense. And sanity. I mean, clearly Dina made the sanest choice.

Andy turns to Jacqueline and explains that she has been getting grief from viewers over her seemingly lax parenting of out-of-control Ashley. After the clips of Ashley calling Jacqueline a bitch, Jacqueline tossing her out of the house repeatedly, and Ashley being her typical rotten smart mouthed teenage self, Andy turns to Jacqueline and asks why Ashley is such a mega-bitch? Jacqueline shrugs that she has tried to parent Ashley, she took away her car, her door, her car door. Nothing worked! Andy looks impressed that Jacqueline had actually tried to parent, because it wasn't entirely clear until now that she had ever attempted it. I do feel it is my obligation to point out that out of all the "out-of-control Ashley" clips, not one was Ashley pulling Danielle's hair out of her head for no reason nor was there any mention of Ashley's really weird Facebook and text message harassment campaign against a 50-year old woman. Yes, even if that woman is Danielle. It's still not particularly normal behavior.