Danielle goes to meet Jailbird Danny and an unnamed cohort who does his best Silent Bob impersonation. Danielle has decided not to blame Ashley for the attack, but rather to blame Ashley's broken home. It all starts at home! Especially when Ashley and Danielle used to be so close that Ashley even asked to use Danielle's tanning room! That's how close they were! They were willing to possible share charred epithelials! That's how I define family. So Danielle blames Jacqueline and Chris and, really, the whole Manzo family for Ashley's assault. She's going to need a bigger lawsuit!

Caroline is alphabetizing Albert's vitamins A through Zinc when Albie comes in with good news: The law school wrote him his letter of transfer. He reads it aloud and it is truly a heartwarming rebuttal of the fact that he got kicked out. If you find clinical legalese heartwarming that is. So now Albie can find some new law school to accept his floundering ass, take his parents' money, and hope that some day he can maybe pass the bar exam and chase ambulances for the rest of his life. Obviously Mom and Dad Manzo are proud. Unless he has to go to school out of state. Then they are sad. Unless the out-of-state school is near a golf course. Then they are happy. This is extremely complicated

Danielle pulls up to the Wayne County Municipal Building. She has decided that the parking lot is a great place to meet with her two lawyers and her three witnesses. I have no idea why. Maybe her lawyers' offices are too small for everyone plus a camera crew? I mean those strip mall law firms can have pretty tight spaces what with being squeezed between a Dunkin' Donuts and a pet food store. The lawyer takes statements from the women and finally herds the women inside I guess to file a complaint. One of the lawyers pauses for a photo from the one lone paparazzo staking out the Wayne County Municipal Building. He can put the picture in his flyer he will stick under the windshield wipers of the cars in the parking lot of the strip mall. It will be very sophisticated.