Real Housewives of New Jersey
Real Housewives of New Jersey

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Lady Lola: C | 683 USERS: B-
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Back at the Giudice ranch, Gia strolls in the room talking on the phone with her uncle Joe. Not content to give her daughter one moment of attention, Teresa quickly grabs the phone, and the conversation devolves into a he-said-she-said about whether Teresa told Joe about Gia's meets in the past. Eventually they get back down to details, promising to hash out their differences after the meet. After they hang up, Teresa calls Jacqueline, who congratulates her on taking this step and urges her to remain calm when she meets up with Joe. She tells her it's okay to admit that Joe has hurt her. Teresa squawks, "Finally you say somethin' right!"

That night, Jacqueline is still annoyed with Chris as she takes Bratshley to pick up the car and is clearly waiting with baited breath for the moment to say "I told you so." They step into the dealership, at which Bratshley jumps into the car and shouts out like a toddler, "Mine!" The auto salesman, a ringer for Jersey Shore's Vinny, steps away for a moment to deal with paperwork, at which point Chris eyes the spare set of keys and suggests he and Jacqueline should keep them just in case. Bratshley immediately cops an attitude and throws a tantrum that the car is hers. When your money crosses the counter, we'll reassess that claim, jackass. Faced with the possibility that Chris might want to exert some control over this huge purchase, Bratshley tantrums, "If this is going to be like, then I don't even need a car." This is the kind of maturity and foresight that gets you a top internship with Lizzie Grubman and a free car, people. Their tiff is broken up when the manager intervenes to get the papers signed before the deal falls apart. As Jacqueline co-signs the paperwork, she deadpans, "All my kids need me for different reasons. Ashley needs me for rides." Bratshley snatches up her keys and takes the new car for a ride home. Meanwhile, Jacqueline tells Chris tartly, "Next time, consult me first."

Real Housewives of New Jersey

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