Melissa and Joe show up at Rare Steak House where they're meeting Teresa and Antonia. Joe says they haven't had a family lunch in four years, and things are near perfect except for the absence of his father who has kidney stones and/or secretly hates them all and wants nothing to do with them. Juicy shows up, the gang shares a giant seafood appetizer, and Teresa assures Antonia that nothing is going to separate her and her brother now. Joe says that the family has to have unity and beat down the outsiders who try to cause problems for them. Antonia adds that both Teresa and Melissa have long tongues, meaning that they're bitches. In Italian, Teresa says, there's a saying that the tongue doesn't have a bone, but it breaks bones. I think that literally that means some big guy named Jimmy "The Tongue" breaks bones. In any case, Antonia is enjoying the peace in the family, and says she'd like to see them like this all the time. And you know, even though this episode will end with dramatic revelations, every time you see these people on Watch What Happens Live they talk about how much better things are now, so it seems like they've managed to work it out somehow. And with Teresa potentially heading to the clink at any moment, it seems like a good time to let bygones be bygones.

Teresa then goes to Jacqueline's house for the first time since the giant past season confrontation where Caroline showed up like a ghoul carrying iced coffee in the dark of night. Back then they were talking about the possibility of Teresa going to jail, which Teresa said was hogwash. The more things change, eh? Teresa has the girls with her, and Milania wants to see her little cute adorable Nicholas. Nick is in the midst of music therapy with a lady named Jammin' Jen, but the ladies go up to see him anyway and Teresa wishes Juicy was there to learn what frogs do and where.

Speaking of Juicy, he's back at the house, cooking some steaks. Rosie enters, and says she's feeling good after her "equonics" experience. Juicy corrects her that it was actually an ebonics experience, which, oh Lord. Of course she's talking about the divine Wyatt and his intuitive horse, who taught her that she's amazing and whoever doesn't love her can scratch their ass. I feel like Wyatt would endorse that interpretation. Rosie has come around to believing that Juicy has a good heart, and says they get each other, as they are both Geminis. They eat steak, and Rosie wonders if Joe would like a son. He wouldn't mind a little Juicy Junior, and says that he'd consider getting a surrogate. And then he doesn't know if he has eggs or not, and Rosie tells him she's not good at medical stuff, and they high five. In an ideal world, this would disqualify all of them from reproducing.

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