Anywho, apparently Joe says horrible and probably actually true shit to Teresa all the time about Juicy, so in her mind trading these kind of comments is just what they do as siblings. It's revealed that what's really going on here is that everyone knows that Juicy is cheating on Teresa -- Joe is even texting Juicy about it, at this point -- and Teresa is desperately trying to find a way to soften the blow and spin the Juicy stories into run-of-the-mill gossip. Jacqueline finally gets it, and goes to retrieve Melissa. This should go over well.

Teresa tells us she won't apologize. Melissa tells us she is over playing nice. After more rehashing and Teresa tripping over her words, it's obvious that Melissa is about to reach her boiling point, and coincidentally, her single for summer 2014 is actually called "Boiling Point." Teresa will not stop talking about Melissa potentially cheating on Joe and then weirdly start imitating her voice. It really just goes downhill and becomes painfully obvious that Teresa is taking out all of her Juicy frustration on her sister-in-law. Melissa is milking this shit to the point that she is clearly just as awful as a person as Teresa (if not worse, as Potes has stated). Also, they're still wearing their bindis, which makes this all seem that much awesomely trashier.

In case you're wondering, Caroline and Kathy are talking about how terrible Teresa is.

Now Teresa and Melissa are yelling at each other how wonderful Joe is, and Melissa's like, "He's so great, I actually just wrote a song called 'So Great (My Man)' and it will hit iTunes after this conversation!" Somehow divorce gets brought up amongst other nonsense and Melissa calls Teresa "Miss Matriarch," which is also coincidentally the name of her upcoming album, I think. Melissa screams at Teresa to finally just apologize to her, Teresa calls her a bitch, both of their voices get really high, Teresa calls Joe out on not being confident, Melissa says she doesn't want to get in between the siblings and it's more of the same until Teresa totally gets pushed into a corner when Melissa calls her out on not buying her kids birthday gifts. Busted, Teresa flips over her car and starts screaming, "PROSTITUION WHORE!"