NEXT WEEK

Teresa and Juicy are going to jail, but don't seem too concerned about it because they are delusional con artists. Jackie worries about this, which makes Teresa think that she has gone quote "heckle and jive." I don't know what that means, but I'm fairly certain it's a bad thing. Teresa screams at Jackie about Melissa some more, presumably out of nowhere, so Jackie tries to explain to Teresa that she might be going insane. Teresa interprets this as an expression of Jackie's jealousy toward Teresa's imaginary (yet somehow still terribly sad) life, which is Caroline's cue to show up and hand Teresa some of her unhelpful bullshit about how Teresa is in fact crazy, and that's when things get real.

I have no idea what Rosie will be up to, but I hope somebody tells her about the Wish Lanterns because I think she'd really get a kick out of those.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Killing, Bunheads, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, and novelette "The Commonplace Book" will appear on Tor.com in October 2012. His wish lantern wish is that Jacqueline and Kim G would have their own show where they ride motorcycles around America to different spots of historical interest.