With that, everyone's getting ready for the big gay wedding! Jacqueline asks Chris Laurita how he feels about his brother getting married, and he says that when Jaime first came out it was weird, because they used to always hang out and pick up girls together and stuff. So, it was a bit of a surprise. Jacqueline notes that it must have taken a lot of courage for Jaime to come out, and then Chris clowns that he and Rich Wakile have secretly been dating. I actually could see that. We switch to the Giudice house, where Teresa asks Joe where all of his "luggages" are. With his typical softspoken manner, he replies, "Up your ass." I would just love to stick him anus-first on the tip of a rocket and blast him into space. He threatens to go to the wedding wearing shorts and a jacket with no shirt, which he deems appropriate gay wedding attire. Teresa tells us that, despite what people think, Joe is not a raging homophobe. We then get a montage of Joe's best homophobic moments, including his enduring catchphrase, "Listen, no offense to the faggot, I call him a faggot because I think he's a fucking faggot." I mean, that's solid reasoning at least. Teresa explains to us that she's been trying to get Joe to stop saying the f-word, and also that the Giudices love the gays. Obviously.
And then it's time to get the latest news about Ashle(e)(y). It turns out her dad has realized that she's a complete nightmare, and is puzzled about why Jacqueline and Chris have given her so many chances. Jacqueline is greatly enjoying this turn of events. Meanwhile, people start to talk about Dina! YES. Teresa tells Joe that she thinks that Dina has to work and that's why she's not attending the wedding, but Jacqueline says Dina's recent absence in general is due to tension between her and Caroline. We then cut to a clip from the season three reunion in which Caroline says that Dina is not talking to her. And then Jacqueline gets down to details. Apparently, Teresa told Dina that Caroline said that she was going to try to take her down in the realm of business opportunities. But Caroline never said that, according to Jacqueline. At that point, though, Dina just held on to Grandma Wrinkles and pulled back from the whole crazy bunch of bitches for a while. We always knew that Dina was the only sane one.