Dina thinks Kim was drunk and that's why she was talking trash, but no one makes any excuses for Teresa who classily adds, "Danielle, you put the 'cont' in contradiction". Danielle keeps swearing to her girls that she doesn't care that she's not invited to the party, but they really don't believe it. And neither does anyone but Danielle. Danielle eventually spares her daughters the embarrassment, herself the future therapy bills, time in the confessional and heads home instead. She assures us that this sane, honest person is the "new Danielle". As my pedicurist says, "Same same, but different."
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