Oh God, and then cut to Teresa screaming, "Hon, I wanna do you in one of these vineyards!" Joe Gorga offers to pull over so they can get out and befoul the precious grapes, while Melissa offers to take video, saying, "Since you're such a media whore, that will really put you out there. There's nothing like a sex tape to get your career going!" Teresa rightly points out that that wasn't a very nice thing to say. See, I think that Teresa's evil ways are mostly a manifestation of her being too dumb to actually have full consciousness as a human being, but Melissa is just straight-up shady.

The RVs truck on and end up at a winery called Lancaster Estate, that is maybe also a hotel. Juicy is finally happy, given that he'll soon be able to drunkenly split his lip on someone else's floor. Poor Chris Laurita (it's he and Albert who I always feel the worst for, as they seem like quasi-normal mellow type of guys who married into this shitshow) recognizes the potential for disaster that lies ahead. As we see footage of Rich dropping a wine glass on the floor, we learn that this whole thing has some sort of tie-in with Chris's business dealings. I think he's shown what a terrible businessman he is simply by virtue of bringing this cast of morons to anything remotely professional in nature. Take a lesson from RHONY's Heather and leave the crazy people at home!