Teresa and Juicy return to the table and get questioned about what was going on. Juicy says that Teresa attacked him in the vineyards and wanted a fast one. Even Joe Gorga thinks this is too much, and actually looks really disturbed. When Joe Gorga thinks you're being gross, you have a major problem. And Poor Lancaster Estate wines, at such risk for a cootie infestation.

The next morning, Teresa tries to kiss Juicy when she wakes up and he literally pushes her away. I love how even amidst all of this video evidence of the fact that he wants nothing to do with her as a carnal being or as a human, period, Teresa still tries to pretend that they're horny as nubile rabbits for each other. Newflash: It only makes you sadder! Maybe that's what she's going for, actually. Jacqueline does Teresa's hair for a fancy dinner. Another newsflash: Jacqueline feels fat. And newsflash III: Chris Laurita has some issues with Juicy, given his shit talking of the Laurita/Manzo family. Jacqueline hopes that they talk and reach some sort of understanding. I hope they all die an instant fiery death within the next three minutes, and the final ten minutes of the episode are just black silence. Or flames. Oh God, and then Teresa has to complain to Jacqueline for a while about Kathy and the recipe thing, because God forbid we don't bring that up for a whole episode.

Albert and Albie have a nice father and son talk, and then Caroline approaches Kathy for help with her hair. Kathy asks Caroline what happened with Jacqueline and Teresa, and Caroline says that they've agreed to disagree about the definition of friendship. Caroline adds that Teresa is emotionally retarded, which is something that I think we can all co-sign. Jacqueline then enters, and says that she and Teresa are getting along better, and that she needs to know her boundaries with Teresa, e.g., not ask her any questions about herself or her life. Caroline tells Jacqueline that this doesn't make her (Jacqueline) happy, but Jacqueline seems more or less okay with it. She notes that Teresa and Kathy seem to be getting along okay, but Caroline butts in to say that she sees Teresa moving toward Melissa but not toward Kathy. Kathy agrees, and says that even though they've been getting along okay... well, basically she still thinks that Teresa is full of shit, and feels like she's being pushed aside as Melissa and Teresa bond. Caroline likes Kathy, because why would you not like Kathy?