With that, it's dinnertime on the last night of the vacation. Chris makes a toast about how fun the whole thing was, and how he's looking forward to spending time with them all in the future. Teresa then wants to "say a toast" herself. She thanks Chris and Jacqueline for inviting them, then says that she and Juicy loved spending time with Joe and Melissa and love them very much, and finally wishes Caroline a happy 50th. Kathy looks peeved and shrugs her shoulders. Everyone raises their glass except for Caroline, who mumbles that she doesn't raise her glass to mean toasts. Kathy says it doesn't make sense to her why she wasn't included in the toast, and how Teresa can pick and choose when they're family and when they're not. She feels embarrassed. Caroline is stewing, and tells us that she wants to get up and leave. Also, she wants to deck Teresa. She thinks that it was a deliberate shun. Richie, however, thinks that a shun from Teresa doesn't mean anything, because he doesn't give a shit about her. He is, however, upset that Kathy's efforts to make things better only result in Teresa getting nastier and nastier. Everyone is team Kathy, obviously.

Next week: Shitshow, per usual.

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