Laura carries her packed bag out of her room and tries to hurry out the door, but Franco stops her and says that he was "hittin' that to get the pills." Laura sarcastically says that makes her feel a lot better about him as a person. Franco insists that he's clean now, and that he's different. Laura says that he can't change, and that he's going to spend his whole life being led around by his cock. She adds that she's not an idiot, and thought they could have a good couple of years together instead of "a mediocre month and a half." Laura suggests, "Maybe you should just warn the next person that comes along that that's all you really got in you. Before she's stupid enough to fall..." Laura trails off and walks away. Franco calls after her, but like the Eagles, Laura's all ready gone.

Mike and Garrity are trying to convince their new lady friends that they have dabbled in homosexuality. Garrity says that Mike dabbled last night, and Mike says that Garrity just dabbled some guy in the garage. Garrity agrees, "Dabbled the shit out of him." The women still aren't convinced, and think the guys are just saying this because they know the women are into gay guys. What women are into gay guys? Like, for dating? I can see being into gay guys for friends and stuff, obviously, but only dating guys who have also dated other guys? I don't see the point. Garrity offers to prove it, and then realizes what that means.

Lou thanks Candy for coming. Candy says she had class, and explains that she's finishing her MBA. Lou spots Sandra, and Candy lays a big kiss on him as Sandra watches.

Chief walks into his house. He sees Jeannie dancing around and laughing, and then sees Peter and Steven sitting on the couch kissing. He heads for the basement, and I totally thought that Garrity and Mike would be down there, kissing in front of the women. Instead, it's just two random guys, and Chief kicks them out.

Candy and Lou are talking to Sandra. Candy makes up some story about how she fell in love with Lou, and then says she needs to go get her cigarettes. Before she leaves, Candy makes out with Lou something fierce. Sandra likes it.

Chief is still in the basement. He rummages around in an old box and finds a baseball glove and ball, and a trophy. He opens a scrapbook and leafs through it, but then starts ripping pictures out and throwing them on the floor.