Mike and Garrity are trying to convince their new lady friends that they have dabbled in homosexuality. Garrity says that Mike dabbled last night, and Mike says that Garrity just dabbled some guy in the garage. Garrity agrees, "Dabbled the shit out of him." The women still aren't convinced, and think the guys are just saying this because they know the women are into gay guys. What women are into gay guys? Like, for dating? I can see being into gay guys for friends and stuff, obviously, but only dating guys who have also dated other guys? I don't see the point. Garrity offers to prove it, and then realizes what that means.
Lou thanks Candy for coming. Candy says she had class, and explains that she's finishing her MBA. Lou spots Sandra, and Candy lays a big kiss on him as Sandra watches.
Chief walks into his house. He sees Jeannie dancing around and laughing, and then sees Peter and Steven sitting on the couch kissing. He heads for the basement, and I totally thought that Garrity and Mike would be down there, kissing in front of the women. Instead, it's just two random guys, and Chief kicks them out.
Candy and Lou are talking to Sandra. Candy makes up some story about how she fell in love with Lou, and then says she needs to go get her cigarettes. Before she leaves, Candy makes out with Lou something fierce. Sandra likes it.
Chief is still in the basement. He rummages around in an old box and finds a baseball glove and ball, and a trophy. He opens a scrapbook and leafs through it, but then starts ripping pictures out and throwing them on the floor.
Sandra walks away and motions for Lou to follow her. He does.
Garrity and Mike are proving how gay they are by singing "Lady Marmalade" in karaoke. When they start, Garrity sings into his wine cooler instead of the microphone. There's a dude next to him in a green sweater vest who totally steals the scene with his dancing. The funniest part to me was that Steven Pasquale, who plays Garrity, has done a ton of musical theater, so he obviously has a really good voice, and yet as Garrity, he's singing like you would imagine Garrity would. For some reason it always cracks me up to see talented people try to act like regular schmos.
Anyway, as Garrity and Mike "sing" upstairs, Chief takes a shovel and destroys everything in the basement. I guess he's not swallowing his anger anymore. I was worried he was going to have a heart attack. He picks up a framed photo of Peter and himself when Peter graduated from the Academy, and sobs.