Rescue Me
Rescue Me

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Kim: B- | 1232 USERS: C+
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Tommy, Johnny, and Mick sit on a park bench and watch some kids playing baseball. Incidentally, Johnny has his legs spread further apart than I've ever seen a man sit. Either Dean Winters has got a lot going on, or he wants you to think he's got a lot going on, or he's extremely flexible, or some combination thereof. Father Murph, the new Gavin half-brother, is organizing the game. Johnny's drinking a beer, even though according to Tommy's conversation with Franco, it's morning. Tommy asks the other two if either of them needs a roommate, because he needs a place to stay. Johnny points out that Tommy could live with the kids he risked his neck to get back, but Tommy thinks Pa Gavin's got too much on his hands already. Mick says that his girlfriend has kind of moved in. Johnny says he's got his kids this weekend, and suggests that Tommy talk to Father Murph. Tommy thinks a rectory would be a bad place for him to stay, given his heathenism. Father Murph comes over and gives the guys some burgers. A pre-teen named Ricky walks up and asks if they can start the game. Father Murph introduces Ricky as their "most devout altar boy" who will "make a fine priest one day." Johnny and Tommy are engrossed in their burgers as Father Murph and Ricky walk off, but Mick is engrossed in the fact that Father Murph and Ricky seem a little too close.

Garrity joins Franco at an NA meeting. Franco thinks the whole thing is a bad idea, because he doesn't like to bare his soul. Garrity is psyched about the "smorgasbord of ass" available in the meeting. Franco says that "pussy is taking a back seat" to coping with his drug addiction at the moment. Garrity excuses himself to go mingle.

Back at the baseball game, Johnny waxes philosophical about how great Father Murph is for organizing this whole thing for a bunch of kids who have nowhere to go and nothing to do. Johnny even thinks Father Murph should become Pope. Ricky hits the ball, and Jesus scoops the ball up at shortstop and makes the out. Heh. Johnny pops open a new beer, and Tommy says that it bothers him a little. Johnny promises to get rid of it, which he does by chugging the whole bottle. Tommy notices a hot chick nearby and points her out to Johnny. They both exclaim over how hot she is, and walk over to talk to her. Johnny calls dibs, because he has a gun. Tommy gets there first and introduces himself to the woman, Mariel. He then totally rips off Johnny's speech from moments ago about how great Father Murph is for helping the kids. Johnny just stands there, stunned. Father Murph walks up and says it's good that the boys met their sister. So this must be the former DQ employee. Tommy and Johnny try and fail to hide their disappointment.

Rescue Me

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