Meanwhile, Bridget finally finds Gemma in a back room. Gemma immediately bitch slaps her. "That's for sleeping with my husband, you whore!" Yes? Is that the first time we've heard that word on this show, because it's really not a nighttime soap until one woman calls another a whore.

After the commercial, Gemma hits Bridget with all the how could yous that you'd expect and tells Bridget she heard the whole conversation between her and Henry, pregnancy discussion included. Gemma can't wait to see Bridget's face when Andrew learns the truth. Oh and she gives us a great, "Get out of my face, you bitch," too! Bridget begs for Gemma to just look at her and listen to her. Gemma: "What, Siobhan, what? Because there is nothing you can possibly say to make this okay." A beat. Bridget: "I'm not who you think I am!" A longer beat. Bridget: "I'm not...Siobhan. I'm Bridget." OMG, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING! We close on Gemma's face and fade to black. And I am already dying for next week.

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