Cop Shop: A detective has found a citation from the local marina. Someone took out the Martin's boat on September 9th and the returned it to the wrong slip. Agent Guyliner paid even less attention than I did, to the timeline he gave less than 40 minutes ago -- so asks what that has to do with Bridget Kelly. The detective reminds Guyliner that it fits in with the time Bridget was there. No one at the marina remembers seeing either Shiv or Bridget. He checked other sources, including Coast Guard radio traffic for that day and found a recording of the distress call that Bridget placed when she woke up and assumed Shiv drowned. So wait. That call went through to the Coast Guard, and they were -- what -- eating lunch? I want to apologize to the fine men and women of the U.S. Coast Guard. Just because I'm enjoying the hell out of this show does not mean I believe it. Semper Paratus!

Beach House, Evening: It's the birthday party and mound of presents Shiv always dreamed of, but was too mean to get. Enjoy it, Bridget. Enjoy the personal chef, too! Oh, and enjoy that meat you're eating, but swallow it down quickly, because now you have to come up with yet another cover story, because Shiv has been a vegetarian for the past three years. Bridget deftly writes it off to pregnancy cravings, which causes Andrew lay a spontaneous smoochie on her, and Henry to drink deeply of his sparkling cider, forgetting that just a moment ago, he learned it wasn't alcohol.

Andrew's kiss and birthday wish leave Bridget all emotional. She flashes back to the memory of her and Shiv deciding to buy the birthday necklace. She then excuses herself. Alone, she pulls out her letter from Shiv, in which Shiv thanks her for the necklace. "Seeing it makes me realize how much I miss you. I know it's not our birthday, but I wanted to return it. I hope you'll wear it when you come see me." Bridget fights off the tears, puts on the necklace and whispers, "Happy Birthday, sis."