Warren St. loft, night. Bridget is wrapping up the gun in a newspaper, when she notices a report that a woman's body has washed up on Long Island. She figures that it's Siobhan, because she thinks Siobhan killed herself, but we know better, don't we? She's interrupted by Gemma, who is surprised to see "Siobhan" there. Their talk turns to Henry's affair. Bridget's voice is shaky as she asks if she has any idea who the other woman is. Gemma: "Well, I went through the list of usual suspects, but the trainer's gay. The maid's fat... The wife's...best...friend..." When Bridget doesn't know what to say, Gemma laughs. "I'm joking. Come on. You're so not his type."
Dandridge, day. When Henry lets Bridget in the room she announces she's not there to sleep with him. Henry: "Why? I'm here to sleep with you." Hee! Bridget tells him Gemma suspects he's having an affair and they have to lay low for a while. "If you really love me, you'll stay away."
Park Ave. Andrew has it out with Juliet. It seems she's been kicked out of boarding school. She plays the "my-family-is-broken" card and says she's going to her mother's house, but Andrew says, "You know that's not an option." Hmmm. What's up with that? Juliet: "Just throw it in my face that she doesn't want me either." As Andrew insists that's not what he meant, Juliet storms off and Bridget arrives home. When she asks what's going on, Andrew is dismissive. Bridget has no time to worry about that, though. Siobhan's cell phone is ringing. It's the doctor. Siobhan is pregnant. Andrew overhears Bridget's stunned, "I'm pregnant," and he and Bridget exchange a loaded look. Later, alone in front of the...say it with me now...MIRROR, Bridget looks at herself as she asks, "Oh Siobhan, what did you do?" Raise your hand if you thought about the Faith/Buffy body switch during this scene. If you said, "That would be wrong," drink. If you said it aloud, drink twice so you'll care less about what your family thinks of you when you start spouting Buffy quotes
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Another Night/Another Gala. Gemma and Henry learn that Siobhan is expecting. When Henry gets a minute alone, he tells Bridget that he must be the father of the baby, because they've had sex a thousand times, whereas she only throws Andrew a bone once or twice a month. Wouldn't it work better if Andrew threw her the... never mind. The scene is already over. Anyhow, Henry is adamant that Siobhan leave Andrew for him. He demands that she choose between him and Andrew. Bridget chooses Andrew and leaves Henry hanging.