We cut to the park at night. There are officers on the scene, which has been cordoned off. A detective hands Guyliner Malcolm Ward's ID. Oh, no! Did they kill Malcolm? The detective leads Guyliner to the body, which was found buried in a shallow grave. As they uncover the body, Guyliner covers his nose and mouth with his hands because the corpse is "pretty gamey." Thanks for that, Show. I'll use this commercial break to go throw up.
Bridget arrives at the Martins' East Hampton beach house. Juliet is sitting there, wearing her hat and gloves and wrapped in a blanket, because she didn't know how to use the thermostat. Seriously? She's 16, right?
Juliet: Don't blame me. The writers made me say that. How did you find me here?
Bridget: I could have bought you taking a scarf to Miami, but the hat and gloves were just a little too much. Besides, I remember that in the last episode, you said you wanted us to take a few days here. You scared us to death. We thought Olivia took you.
Juliet: Olivia, no. I just didn't want to be with my mother.
Bridget: Okay, kiddo. Spill. I spent a lot of time hiding things from the people I love.
Audience: Like oh say, now, for instance.
Bridget: My point is that it only hurts people. I won't let that happen anymore, especially to you.
Juliet: Remember when Dad took away my trust fund? My mom came up with a plan that she said would change our lives. The first step was finding two willing participants, which I did -- Tessa Troublemaker and Mr. "Logan Echolls" Carpenter.
As Juliet and Bridget enter Park Ave, Juliet pleads with "Shiv" not to tell Andrew, because he'll hate her forever. Bridget looks pretty determined to come clean with Andrew though, at least about this -- and at least until she finds Agent Guyliner in her fake bedroom with her fake husband. After Juliet and Andrew hug, Bridget sends Juliet to her room and then asks Guyliner why he's there. He has information about the shooting. Guyliner tells her a body has been found. We flash back to the park. Guyliner covers his nose and mouth. The cops uncover the corpse's face. It's not Malcolm. Yay!