Whenever: Shiv is staring in the bathroom medicine cabinet mirror. She steels herself and then opens it -- slamming the cabinet doorknob into her eye. I go throw up and then rock back and forth in the corner for six hours. When I was in the third grade, two of my friends were fighting over a pencil. I was, unfortunately, standing behind the one who won, and the pencil went into my right eye. My eye is fine, but my psyche isn't. I cannot overstate how deeply eye injury scenes squick me out. Gah. Anyhow, Shiv is hardcore, but we already knew that.
Back in Paris, Present: Shiv tells Tyler, "Andrew puts on a good face, but he's not the man you think he is." She blathers about Andrew's power and admits she targeted Tyler because he was a gateway to the insider information she needs. She then says that while she was just using him at first, she developed feelings for him. Tsk, Bad Buffy, that's not him; it's just his wallet! At any rate, while Tyler is somewhat mollified, he's not sticking around. Run away, Tyler. Run away.
New York: Malcolm persuades Bridget to call the cops and admit just enough of the truth about Gemma's cell phone to get them to investigate John. They're interrupted by Andrew, who still seems to have his soul, thank heavens. He greets Malcolm cordially, reminds "Shiv" about their dinner plans that evening, and wishes her a happy anniversary. The kiss they share before he leaves speaks volumes. They don't make out in front of Malcolm or anything. It's politely brief, but soft and yielding. Bridget gets all swoony faced as she watches him leave, then gives Mal a sheepish look. His smile is all, girl, you are so smitten! He nods and says, "Anniversary." Bridget returns his grin. "Six years already. Can you believe it?" Ha. They head off to call the cops.
Honestly John's House: She-Cop and He-Cop arrive at John's door. John immediately lets them know he's retired NYPD and that they have colleagues in common. The cops explain they're there to investigate a tip from Malcolm Ward, who claims John is misrepresenting himself, using the name "Charlie Young" and pretending to live in the fake flat, when he really lives here. John is smooth as he lies that he uses a fake name at NA for the anonymity, and says that since he was putting up Mal at his apartment, he decided to retreat here, to his late mother's house. He reminds the cops that Malcolm is a druggie who has only been clean for about six days. He then says he has nothing to hide and invites them in.