Tessa Troublemaker: I knew you'd be like this.

Juliet: Duh. We're enemies.

Tessa Troublemaker: I know, but we need to become frenemies, because Mr. C totally forced me to have sex with him, too. I'm trying to cry now, but I'm not good at it like you are.

Streets of Manhattan, Siobhan and Henry are standing outside the Martin's building, which a handy dandy sign tells us is The Dordonna, located at 626 Park Ave. Tool Belt complains they've been there for a half hour, and yet Shiv hasn't said a thing to him. Shiv tells him to trust her and wait. When she spots Solomon getting out of his car and opening the passenger-side rear door, she turns to Tool Belt.

Siobhan: You believe that I'm Siobhan, right?

Tool Belt: I can't even shake my head enough. Sure, whatever.

Siobhan: Well then, look behind me.

Tool Belt: *Looks*

Bridget *Exits car*

Tool Belt: *Crazy eyes*

Siobhan: That's Bridget. She's the one living a lie, with Andrew, not me. And I'm still pregnant -- with our child.

Tool Belt: *Brain dribbles out ears*

Title Card!

Well, that was more fun, the second time around. I'm not in guilty-TV-pleasure love, like I was before the hiatus, but writing this up the long way, did not make me want to slit my wrists, so that's progress. I'll see you Wednesday morning with my recaplet of, "It's Easy to Cry When This Much Cash is Involved." In the meantime, please grade the episode at the top of the page and then join us in the show thread, where Catherine is teaching us how to mainline champagne.

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