Recapper: Um...I don't think so.
Andrew: La la la I can't hear this discussion of my daughter's virginity. Let's focus on facts, facts, facts, other facts.
Catherine: The fact is, when Logan wouldn't let Juliet jump his bones, she decided to screw him the only way she could. THERE WAS NO SEXUAL ASSAULT -- WAS THERE, JULIET?!
Bridget: (To Principal Caruso) Would you like me to show you out?
Principal: All my life, I never wanted anything else.
Oz: This is my verse, hello?
Recapper: I thought I already got rid of all you people. Scoot, Oz, you're not in this scene. You're not even in this show.
Oz leaves, with his tail between his legs.
Juliet: Daddy, you believe me, right?
Andrew: I do, but it's no longer black and white.
Juliet: Thanks a lot. I hate your frickin' guts.
Catherine: Oh, like you're a big help. You taught her putting out is the way to get what you want out of life.
Bridget: What the hell did you just say to me? I'ma bust your ass for I am Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
Andrew: Order. I must have order! Why did I not marry British women?
Catherine: You are the world's worst man-stealing stepmother.
Bridget: Well you're an even worser mother and your DNA contribution obviously sucks, because Juliet so didn't get this from Andrew.
Andrew: ENOUGH! Siobhan didn't steal me. I left. This is about Juliet, who is obviously insane in the membrane. I'm off to talk to her. You two stay and duke it out. My money's on Buffy.
At a restaurant, at night, Tool Belt waits for Shiv.
Siobhan: Hi, baby. You, me and some gnocchi. YUM!
Tool Belt: Why did you kill Gemma, BRIDGET?! I know the truth. I saw you sell Shiv's ring. You must have stolen that scarf. I've been following you all day. You tried to buy a fake passport. And yesterday, you didn't remember about liking the Jumble. Do you even know your sister was pregnant?
Siobhan: LOL, I can see how you'd get confused. Gotta say, you are not the one I would have chosen to get this close to the truth so soon.
Tool Belt: Save it for someone who cares.
Agent Guyliner: Bridget, what is UP?
Siobhan: Eff all my lives.