Andrew: Well see, when you can afford a ring like that, you can also afford insurance, duh.
Bridget: Oh, right. Sorry. Can we make with the kissing now?
At a New York Diner, Shiv gets a call from Tyler Boytoy.
Tyler: Why did you call my office phone?
Tyler: Did too!
Siobhan: (under her breath) Eff my sister assuming my life. Whose crazy idea was this, anyhow? Oh, right. It was mine. Darn the luck.
In an alleyway that is not at all creepy, a creepy guy tells Siobhan to walk further down into the alley. She's not afraid, because he's as short as she is. Plus, she's Buffy or, at least, she's Mean-Buffy, who is probably more physically formidable.
Creepy Guy: Here's your passport and your French Visa.
Siobhan: Crap, these have the Cora Farrell name on them, and Bridget must know that name by now.
Creepy Guy: Who?
Siobhan: Never mind that. I need new ones, reading Rebecca Sheldrake.
Recapper: I am so not making anagrams of that. Not for a weecap. Charades Beck leers. Salad Breech Creek. Debacle Rack Heres. Bleacher Cake Reds. Blacker Rad Cheese. Arcade Belch Reeks. Readable Checkers. Back Cheerleaders.
Creepy Guy: It's gonna cost you.
Siobhan: I expect to hear from you in two days.
Siobhan exits the alley. Creepy Guy follows, rips up the Cora Farrell version of the passport and Visa, and tosses them into a sidewalk trash barrel. Tool Belt, lurking in the shadows, takes this all in. When the coast is clear, he retrieves the documents from the trash, looks them over and sighs.
At Park Ave., Andrew and Bridget meet with the Principal of Juliet's school.
Principal: I have mad video of your daughter throwing herself so hard at Mr. "Logan" Carpenter, that she backs him into a wall. He keeps his hands in the air and off of her at all times. Who's zooming who?
Catherine and Juliet pick just that moment to arrive home.
Juliet: Principal Caruso?! Daddy, what's going on?
DVD Player & TV: Here let us help you.
Catherine, Juliet, Andrew, Bridget, and Principal Caruso: *Watching*
Catherine: What the hell is wrong with you? You tried to do him right there in the hallway? He is your teacher, not the captain of the football team.
Juliet: I made a mistake, but then he hit on me. I didn't want him to be my first.