Back to the group as Theo yodels about wanting to challenge himself. They point out that if he sets the goal too high and doesn't make it, they won't get their prize money. He talks about his ears "equalizing" as his floaty self hicks, "And it's like, c'mon guys. Don't you want me to see at least try to do the best that I can?" Does B/M listen to these quotes and realize they don't make grammatical sense -- and then choose to air them anyway? Or maybe they just want to make Theo look dumber -- I mean, as dumb as he is. Argue argue argue. Mehgan says, "I kind of need to know today." Shut up, Mehgan. Theo goes for thirty. James then mini-floats. "Theo and I always say 'Go big or go home' [thumbs-up sign, as part of the mantra, I imagine -- fucking hysterical], you know." He continues that he thinks the guys are supposed to do better in the physical challenges than the girls, and that having himself and "L.T." around, and having not played sports, puts some pressure on Theo and thus he feels intimidated. James sucks. However, he's dead-on right about this and Theo admits it. (But if the boys are supposed to do so much better, how come in most of the challenges so far, they haven't? Huh? Huh?) Theo talks to Laterrian in the Shasta about his goal-setting and about never playing football and not having had the opportunity to throw the touchdown with two or three seconds left. A lot of "dude"s. Talk of pride and setting the goal as far away as Theo can. Laterrian wonders why he doesn't just set it, then, at one thousand feet. Laterrian's logic escapes me. Outwitted by Theo...that's pretty bad. Theo naturally says that he'd like to at least set a goal he could possibly "attain." Laterrian makes a poor argument back about thirty-five being like a thousand to the rest of the group and now I'm lost. This scene is tiring. Blah blah blah goalcakes. Whatever. Gomer says something dismissive about the rest of the group's obviously not caring since they're not there discussing it with Theo. ( "Dude," I could imagine eight million things I'd rather be doing there in Florida than sitting in the fucking RV trying to make sense of your shit. I'd rather go clothes shopping with Kathryn or listen to Holly's stories about her horny grandmother or even trade locker-room prank tales with James than being locked in the Shasta with Theo.)