Outside now. Holly wears a pretty little pink dress and make-up and looks, yes, rather fetching. Oh shut up, you people. Don't you judge me! Holly stands as Theo, James, and Laterrian sit. Holly tries to reason with Theo very patiently. More patiently than Jughead deserves, in my humble opinion (or "IMHO," as the kids love to say so much these days.) Holly explains that he's risking the group's money, and Theo comes back hard with, "Every time you guys made your decision, I said 'hey...that's your feet, you go for it.' I'm gonna risk it." Theo, by the way, is wearing a shirt with the nametag "Adams" and a leopard-print collar. I'll let you make your own judgement about that. Holly goes on to talk about the competition some more and Theo says, "Oh, so it's about the [finger-quotes] 'money.'" Theo says that when he sees the little diving flag, he sees "[his] goal." "Baby," he hicks, "if all you envision in this world is dollar signs, then that's a shame." Hee. Holly is all Scaryteeth all over Florida. Laterrian and James look very uncomfortable because they know Holly is right and that's a sad sad day. Then Theo advises Holly to swim to the bottom and hook her flag "onto the back of a [beep] shark and just swim as far as you can after it." Holly looks at him like he's insane. It's actually the same look I have on my face right now...well, sans Scaryteeth. Future Short Hair Holly floats and ho-ho's about how Theo "unstantly [sic] decides [she's] being negative" and doesn't listen and it's very frustrating. Meanwhile, those B/M editing scamps do a split-screen with Theo in slo-mo issuing his "shark dis." (By the way, I've given up on you guys, just go ahead and do whatever nonsense you want -- I obviously can't stop you, nor can I stop watching the show. You want fifty-eight screens open at one time? Fucking go for it. I dare you. I issue a dare right now. Fifty-eight simultaneous split-screens. Do it. Go Big Or Go Home.) I'd like to see Holly and Theo on Big Brother because it would be fun to see them constantly tying for first place for who gets voted out of the house.