Kathryn, driving, asks Holly if she can look at the map. Okay. So, they're lost. I get it, as James, still hyper, yells, "We're pretty much going en Fuego." "James is basically a frat guy," voice-overs Msaada, adding that his energy is hard to take sometimes. The mixed-up blondes ask James to "chill" and "shut the [beep] up" as they look at the map. "Dude," says Kathryn, "Dude" Fever now spreading like small pox in the Shasta. "You have a silver spoon up your ass," Kathryn adds. James calls Kathryn "Pi Beta Phi," suddenly speaking Greek, and warns her never to say that he has a silver spoon up his ass. Yeah, it's platinum. She should know better. "Phew," says floaty James. No, really. That's the whole floaty. A sigh. Shasta driving. Bad drum and bass music that B/M pimps on their website, to which I refuse to link. Night-time. Holly voice-overs and then floats that James has been driving for a long time and is tired and cranky. Shot of James driving as Holly navigates. They're going to stay at an RV Park for the night, and James is "not happy about that," reports a super-Scaryteeth Holly. James and Holly argue for a while about the RV Park, which has, as Holly reports (calling him "dude" -- damn, people!), pool and air hockey and other crap like that. James complains that the beds on the Shasta suck and though they just spent a whole bunch of time in a hotel, they deserve to spread out every once in a while. Holly says, "You're just such a whiner." Oh my lord, James is acting like a little bitch. Oh shit, James comes back with, "Holly, you're the one who's crying after events. " Oooh. We get a classic shot mostly on Theo, sitting shotgun, sleeping, with total slack-jaw, as Holly goes, "Excuse me!" "Well, don't call me a whiner, dude," says James, all Taking Back The "Dude." Holly voice-overs that James brings "it" on himself by saying "...something that's a complete, back-handed-jerk thing to say." Floaty James is in the House, saying, "I can't stand Holly right now. There's nothing about her that makes me want to be ten feet near her." Okay, now listen: I only have two choices here. One: I defend Holly. Two: I just move on. Yeah, I thought you'd pick that one. Sonofabitch. The blue light twirls. The Bloated One comes on his little screen. The kids react as usual: Holly laughs like a schoolgirl who's in love with her ugly P.E. teacher. RM blahs: "I've written a little song about tomorrow. 'Well, there've been too many crashes, on the road to love.' I think it's going to be a huge hit." Blah. Catchphrase. Been there, hated that. Oh my Lord. As RM says "hit," we get literally twelve little screens of the doofus. That has to be a record. Seriously. This episode should be so proud. The Shasta is at the RV Park as Holly voice-overs that their next stop is Augusta. That's Georgia, right? Cool.
Episode Report Card461 USERS: C+
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