Road Rules

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Stee: D | 290 USERS: C+
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The Horror. The Horror

Night. Bark at the Moon. Laterrian and Msaada meet in the short bus. Laterrian asks Msaada if she ate the goat. She smiles and says that it was good. She and Laterrian have a very passive-aggressive conversation about how Laterrian wasn't going to give up his beliefs, while Msaada isn't a vegetarian and so she has no right to bitch. Laterrian argues that sacrificing a cow to his ancestors is different. "Whatever," knifes Msaada, before walking away. Msaada voice-overs that she thought they all would experience this together, and now the two groups have different memories, and "it's completely different." She obviously wants them all to get along and have fun together. You know, Theo and Laterrian would just rather be alone in the water together. Just as you can't stop the rain, you can't stop the sheer force of young love. Nonsensical shots of thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening. Me, Stee-so-bored-o. Stee-so-bored-o. Stee-so-bored-o, figaro. Magnifico. I'm watching Road Rules, nobody loves me. He's watching Road Rules, witness his misery. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy Kat. Easy James. Will you let me go? MTV, no! We will not let you go. Let him go! MTV! We will not let you go. Let him go! MTV! We will not let you go. Let him go! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Bunim/Murray, Bunim/Murray, Bunim/Murray let me go. MightyBigTV has a new show put aside for me. For me. For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Road Rules

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