Go time. Four students line up to watch. An ambulance stands by. Hee. Yeah, now it feels really dangerous. Shane is on the van getting strapped in. Sarah eats her fingers down to the palm, telling us that she's glad she's going first: "This way, if I suck really badly, everybody else can know this ahead of time." First of all, "if"? Also, it's a nice sentiment, but everybody already knows this ahead of time. Way ahead of time. Okay, so she starts out. Shane has a helmet-cam so we can watch his face about to fall. I think the kids are strapped so that they can't fall back or forward, but only side to side, into the nets. I think this would be a fun mission. When I was still living in New York, I would have kicked ass, because this is what you do on the subway all day if you don't hold on. Sarah guns the gas after a few turns and then Shane falls. 18. She missed by two, but everyone is so fucking impressed Sarah didn't crash the van into the crowd of students, killing seven, that they treat her like she's the big winner.

Now it's Sarah's turn to surf. Shane doesn't want to let Sarah down driving because he knows they'll have to boot someone if they fail. "Speed up!" everyone is yelling. Helmet-cam shows Sarah going, "Fuck. Fuck." Someone yells for Shane to stop as Sarah falls into the net, her legs hanging down. Hee. Shane says, "Sorry, guys." Sarah is okay. Shane thinks he fucked up. They only got 15mph. Now they have seven to make up. I bet they were going faster than 15 because Sarah's nipples are at least at a 21 or 22 through her bikini top. Oh well. What do I know?