The music of B/M Having Abandoned This Show Seasons Ago To Interns From The New School A/V Program plays as the kids try to get their sheep out of their thatch pens and across the large dirt area, passing the other team going the opposite direction, and into the other pen. They're all armed only with a long feather, their shitty attitudes, and grating personalities. Ellen stomps and yells at the poor sheep. Blair voice-overs about the sheep chaos we see; it's driving him crazy because they're not listening to anything he says...because they're sheep. Everyone runs around and sheep are jumping and switching direction and it's kinda funny. HiSteve looks like he saves a sheep from jumping off this roofish thing to its certain death. Coral, meanwhile, fixes her makeup and checks for boogers in the Tioga mirror. The Crack B/M Editing Staff switches the Ornette Coleman frenetic jazz to a sultry sax thing during this, and then back for the sheep wrangling. Nice, boys. Good job. Go edit a student film or something. Wrangling. Wrangling. RW kids get some sheep. The bell sounds. The Road Rules pen is empty. Wow. Mustapha says that it's "simple," and then reveals that the score is six sheep to zero. The Real World wins. Well, that's pretty fucking embarrassing. Our kids laugh sadly. The others get the Golden Camel. Sophia floats that it's no one's fault, and she hopes the Real Worlders don't get too comfortable as Coral, who didn't do a fucking thing, does an unearned victory dance. Our kids retire to the Tioga to regroup, or to go down on each other.
Blair lies that it's zero to zero now. Katie opines that they just go out and have a good time. Geniuses, all. They say they're not going to lose. They leave the Tioga. Well, that was inspiring and motivational. They're about as good motivational speakers as Bob Patterson. Come to think of it, their shows are similar in quality as well.