Well, the week is over and I spent the whole time trying very hard to get over the emotional booting from last week's episode. I really feel as though I went through something very hard but somehow necessary and I just know I'm going to be okay. Someday. But I will always miss...um...Shit, who was booted? Oh yeah, Jisela. The loud one. Yeah, I'll miss the shit out of her.
Previously: they voted someone off. Blair went floaty and said that he loved the cast as it was, but that the only way to keep things together is to vote off the "weakest link, mission-wise." He then went back to eating a whole pie. Jisela counted the votes and discovered that it was her. Suddenly happy again, she hugged everyone, including a weeping Sophia. Sophia cried as ADDam "comforted" her; meanwhile, he's just plotting how he can hide his meds under his tongue again tonight when Ellen checks on his dosage.
Opening. That fucking music. The kids jaunt through the sand. Shots of the kids. Missions. Crest. Jisela is still there. No giving up the name of the new girl. Yeah, please keep it a "surprise" for a bit longer. The suspense. Killing me. Oh wait, that's not the suspense that's killing me. It's simply having to watch the show each week.
Day. Tioga. The Sad Music of B/M Desperately Trying To Make Us Feel Something...Anything plays over shots of me trying to stab myself with a Sharpie. Very scripted line has Adam saying how empty the RV seems just with one fewer person. Ellen left eyes that Sophia was so upset (about her "friend" Jisela being gone), and Ellen wanted to give Sophia a hug and tell her it's going to be okay, but Ellen's not so sure it is because just one person leaving makes such a difference. Jesus. How long did it take her to learn that line? Adam, cleaning something, voice-overs that whoever the new person is, he or she will already have two strikes against him or her. We get a shot of Jisela's empty cubby and then, oh my God no you di'int! The Crack B/M Editing Crew is on some fine shit this week because they superimpose a haloed outline of Jisela's face kissing the air next to her cubby as Adam says that no one can fill her shoes. Jesus. A new low. I didn't think it possible. Now Ellen is voice-overing about how much she misses Jisela, starting off by saying that despite all the times she wanted Jisela to shut up and to stop "being...just...herself," she will miss her. Ha. Man, bitch is so fucking relieved to have Jisela gone, even her left eye is calm.