So the kids are led into the police station -- well, the James A. Neal Public Safety Training Facility, to be exact. Actually, I have to say that the cops seem to do a fairly good job taking this silly-ass endeavor seriously and scaring the kids as they photograph and fingerprint them. The kids are made to get into ugly orange prisoner jumpsuits and told to use the bathroom if they have to. Msaada is very concerned as they put restraints on her which, our cops say, are used in mental wards. Again, Floaty Msaada is abused by B/M as she must explain exactly what we see -- that they're led again into the paddy-wagon to be taken somewhere; they don't yet know where or what is going on. Msaada again describes the scene as they are let out on a high woodsy ridge. We meet the new Mission Mayor, Andy, who barely unseated the last Mayor, Heel Cancer Boy Sloan, in the most recent elections. Andy here is Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive as he explains that they are to be "hobbled." Right away I'm thinking Kathy Bates is going to swing at their legs with a Gallagher mallet, but instead they are zip-tied by the legs to someone else. James and Holly are tied together, Theo and Msaada, and, naturally, Laterrian and Kathryn. B/M, manipulative? Nah. (When Mayor Andy says Msaada's name, though, I swear he doesn't even try to say it right. He just kinda says, "Muh...ah...and Theo.")
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