Previously on Road Rules...Laterrian idiotically asked Msaada not to "let [him] slut." Msaada told him that he's the only one who can stop that from happening. I don't remember this occurring (and I think I'd know), but Kathryn and Laterrian have lunch and Kathryn tells him that she's never cheated on a boyfriend but there is one part of her that goes crazy late at night. I won't ask exactly what "part" of her that is, though I hope we get a chance to see it. So does Laterrian. And...cue crappy opening sequence.
It's nighttime and the Shasta is parked in what looks to be the woods, until I see a Chevron sign in the background. The helpful B/M graphic dubs this segment "Fugitives of Love," and I briefly wonder if it's a sequel to Andrew Lloyd Webber's horrible musical "Aspects of Love." I'll keep an eye out for Betty Buckley. Floaty Kathryn says, "It's very difficult for me to be away from Reed." Kathryn talks to Reed on the Shasta's speakerphone, and the lovers wax poetic which such tender endearments as "I miss you," and "I hope you're having a good time." Was ever a woman in this humor wooed? Floaty Msaada, hovering in front of Blair Witch Project woods clarifies, explaining that Reed is Kathryn's boyfriend (good, cuz I was totally lost) and that they are "talking about a future together." Floaty Kathryn takes over again, going on to say that she misses "the little things, that I can't see or hear over the phone. And I miss kisses, and hugs." Kathryn, sitting in the Shasta again, goes on to add, "I love you." To Reed, not to me. We agreed that it's a little early yet for us to be saying that kind of stuff to each other. And this is Wild Kathryn, who was talking about the duct tape and shit during the Casting Special? Man, the love in her voice when she talks to and about Reed. Awe-inspiring. I get wet just hearing her, and I'm a guy! Now it's daytime and Kathryn, wearing a very poor and ugly approximation of Holly's already very poor and ugly white girl afro puffs, drives the Shasta with Theo visible, sprawled out in back. Laterrian obviously called "shotgun" first, since that's what he's sitting, and he asks Kathryn, what sounds like, "You don't even consider that sex, even though I didn't orgasm?" He repeats the question but I still don't catch it for sure. Kathryn responds, "probably not." Laterrian bursts into laughter, hitting himself over the head with his Snapple bottle until he's bleeding. Floaty Kathryn explains that she and Laterrian flirt a lot but that they both know it's not going past "a certain line." Maybe some anal sex in the back of the Shasta, but that's it.