Sophia says that what she's about to say will make everything easier for Ellen. She makes sure Ellen is listening and then talks about coming out being the hardest thing and it'll tear her family up and it's the first time she's put herself before her family because it's her life and it's that extreme that she will lose her family! (Man, I fucking hope, for the obvious reason and because it would be funny, that after all the histrionics, that Sophia's parents just go, "Yeah, we know you're gay, Sophia. I mean, obviously. So what?") Sophia gets all righteous and teary as she says this. She's done. Ellen responds, "I know my parents. And if they knew half the shit...." Hee. Sophia's looking all, "Bitch, I just told you this big thing and you can't even respond to what I said!? Fuck y'all." This is just two girls crying and having two different conversations. Ellen says that it would kill her parents. This is like the end of The Breakfast Club will the crying and the yelling, as Sophia comes back with, "You wanna know why I haven't told my father, Ellen?" She says it again until Ellen is forced to go, all bitchy, "Why, Sophia?" "I'm afraid of killing him!!!" says Sophia. Ellen thinks of something to top Sophia with as she talks. ("Well, my dad will turn to stone when he finds out!" "Well, my dad will burst into flames! Literally! Flames, right there!") As the two girls continue, Sophia floats, "I think everybody's personal struggle is their personal struggle." Hm. I disagree. I think everybody's personal struggle is a cheese sandwich.
Episode Report CardStee: C- | 337 USERS: C+
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