Road Rules

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Sucking And Entering

So again, Sophia says her "dog" warning and the alarm goes off. Someone grabs the crest as we see guards running, and the kids book out of there. Guards. Running. Guards. Running. Helicopters. Police car. What? They run through the hills and get to the RV and they go inside and say, "We did it. That was awesome!" and they hug and the Graphic of Stupid tells us that the Mission is Complete. How!? They fucked up! Man, how I hate this show. Steve then camera-talks that after playing all those spy videogames, he ended up just tripping the laser. Blair camera-talks that he grabbed the crest piece and they ran. Ellen says that she feels like an agent and Blair puts his arm around Steve and jokes that after seeing what a good thief Steve is, he knows why he has nice clothes and assumes that he makes just as quick an exit from the mall as he did from the castle. Man, Blair, you are no Theo. Steve jumps in front of the camera and says, "You didn't see me, did you? Neither did they!" Huh? I take it all back; I sort of liked it more when Steve was always in the background.

Anyway. Driving. Teamwork crest. Bleh. Moon. Morning sun. Hotel. Sophia and Katie hold this dope little digital camera and say they're going to go find out just how sexy Steve really is; they bust into the bathroom and pull back the shower curtain to reveal Steve and his Kibbles and Bits. They laugh and joke and Steve is laughing because finally the fucker is getting some attention. They leave the bathroom, and Blair is sad that no one is trying to see him nekkid. The girls go back in, and Steve warns them, and they pull back the curtain and Steve is there with the shower massager and that device is actually for once used for something other than female masturbation as he sprays Katie and Sophia. They scream and run out, soaking wet (heh). Adam then floats that Katie and Steve are closer than they let on. Now Sophia floats about "connection" and "energy" flowing back and forth. Lisa Loeb crap plays as now the kids are in the RV and Katie asks Adam whether he thinks something could happen between herself and Steve. ADDam says that he thinks something has happened. "Oh, please," Katie lies. Sophia bitches something to the effect of "center of attention," but everyone ignores it as Ellen starts babbling that the other night, she was reading in bed, and then she woke up and she felt the RV moving and she looked over and Steve wasn't in his bed and....Katie covers that she was "tossing." Blair tries to make a "tossing a salad" joke, but no one hears or understands. For once the RV was rocking and it wasn't Ellen. That's a first.

Road Rules

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