The vote. They read the "directions" for the vote and then Eric votes right away to give up the prizes. Rachel too. Darrell calls the scooters "Barbie-doll bikes," and votes to give them up. Shane too. Kendal also. Then Sarah says, "I guess I vote to give up prizes, too," all small. Now, in defense of how she did that, which people might take as attitude or ungrateful, she really doesn't owe them a fucking thing. She hasn't been a shithead or anything; she's just been kinda lazy and emotional and she sucks at missions, but really, she's nineteen, and she's not a boxer or a bodybuilder or a hulky fem basketball player -- she's just a girl. It's not her fault she's totally unsuited for Road Rules. Now, she would have been great on The Real World, where she just could have smoked and sat around chatting with people and done awful Halloween skits for homeless kids. Rachel then says they all need to make a pact that if they lose another mission that something has got to change -- that it's enough losing. Bitch. Sarah camera-talks that as "sweet" as it was not too boot her, she hates being made to feel guilty that they kept her. "Sorry," Sarah moans to Kendal, who brushes past her.
Bathroom. RV park. Everyone important walks into the bathroom to find Darrell shirtless. Rachel calls him sexy and says she wonders where he disappears to all the time. For some reason, Rachel is showing her boobies alla sudden. I think I hear someone talking about "24 Hour Fitness," maybe Darrell saying where he works out, and also I think Rachel is showing a boob job. Shane now camera-talks something to the effect of anyone would want Rachel. Now, if she only had a cock, she'd be perfect. Shane goes on that he can see why Darrell digs on her. Someone asks Rachel if she's showing the titties to them or showing them to Darrell. She gets into the shower, saying that she doesn't think there's "anything that big in boobs." Except silicone.
RV. Sarah smiles, left out of yet another conversation. The kids all sit around, Rachel sitting at Darrell's feet, resting between his legs. Rachel says she's very comfortable sitting like that. She camera-talks that she doesn't think it would be good for the "aura" of the team if anything happened, but at night when she needs someone to cuddle and she becomes more "vulnerable," he becomes more attractive to her. Darrell is in "throne," they joke poorly, and then Rachel says, "What do you want, master?" Kendal tells us that she doesn't understand Rachel and Darrell. "I don't get it," she brats, a real sour look on her face. Rachel then tells the crew it's nice to have someone to cuddle. I hate the word "cuddle." Now Rachel babbles incessantly to us, justifying needing someone you can always go to. She tells Kendal that, at clubs, she'll check out Darrell to see what he's doing. Aw, poor Amy back home pining for Rachel. (Hopefully she's out getting some girl booty.) Now Kendal says she doesn't know about Eric. She says she's sometimes attracted and sometimes she's like, "What?!" Rachel says that's how she feels, too. Kendal doesn't give a shit, powering on to talk about how Eric is growing on her (like a fungus?) but he's such a dork and he has too much confidence, more than he deserves to have...Rachel says Eric is corny. Now Kendal camera-whores about finding Eric intriguing and bleh. The endless conversation about nothing continues as Rachel ends with this stunning revelation: "We'll see what happens."









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