Sophia gets out of her cab and it's dusk and she walks up the stairs of whatever crap hotel B/M has dumped Kelly as Sophia voice-overs how nervous she is and ends by saying she's gotten "every kind of rejection known to man." Ow. You know, there really aren't enough lesbian dating shows, are there? I know I'd watch. No...really, I'd watch the shit outta that. Commercials.

So Sophia's date answers the door. She's Kelly, aged twenty, an Au Pair from St. Louis. She's pierced and cute. She and Sophia nervously hug. Blair greets the blonde Elizabeth. She's nineteen, a Bridal Consultant from Houston. Ellen meets Erik, a Model/Actor from Los Angeles. (A model/actor from L.A.!? Get out!) Katie greets Michael, a bland-looking twenty-three-year-old Baseball Equipment Manager from Michigan. Steve, heading up the stairs, predicts that his lines will be like Kryptonite and that his date will be helpless against them. A dopey Amy answers the door. She's twenty-three, a Swimsuit Model from Auburn, Alabama. She's very made-up. I smell bitch, and it ain't just coming from the direction of my angry cat. Steve is already babbling to a non-reactive Amy. Uh oh. Adam's date is Danielle. Nineteen. From New Jersey. She's an Office Assistant. She seems nice, even though she's with Adam. Sophia doesn't know where she's taking her girl. In the cab, Blair calls his date "Kimberly." She's Elizabeth. He tries to play it off like his folder on her was wrong. Hee. Danielle holds Pooh in her hands as Adam "comically" bitches about the crappy state of their RV. She giggles. Did ADDam take his meds? Stay tuned!