Road Rules

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The Dating Lame

Ellen tells Erik that she doesn't believe in having "frivolous relationships." "That's good," replies Erik. Two lines. Two people. Two lies. Bug-eyed, Erik asks Ellen whether she's closed to meeting new people; she says no. (Translation: "Is there any chance I might get at least a blowjob tonight?" "There is a good chance.") Katie rides in silence with Michael. She reveals that she has a boyfriend of five months. Michael looks straight ahead. Adam and Danielle laugh at how non-showering they all are. Ellen goes on to say that she thinks most people aren't worth her time. Erik agrees. In Steve's cab -- which is so dark it becomes clear that B/M only had five camera lights and decided not to bother giving one to Steve's cameraman -- he says that he didn't expect the uncomfortable silence for another fifteen minutes. Amy barely smiles. Uh oh. Steve floats that his Kryptonite is not working on her. Sophia and Kelly search for somewhere to eat.

At a restaurant, Blair and his girl drink. Katie bitches for Michael just to pick anywhere. Seated now, Adam reveals to Danielle that his big goal in life is to run a marathon. Hm. That's shooting for the stars in life, Adam. Danielle lists the forty event she ran in high school track. Adam is either scared, impressed, or gassy. I can't tell. Katie and Michael sit in uncomfortable silence. Sophia and Kelly find a place. Ellen drinks wine, telling her boy that he's "insightful" for a twenty-one-year-old. Seated now, Steve asks Amy when she and her boy broke up. Two years ago, she says. He asks why, running through the list of possibilities to a silent Amy. "He's dead," she finally says. The look on Steve's face...damn. It even prompts her bitch ass to say, "It's okay." Steve then goes floaty and just stares at the camera, shrugging. "Wine? More wine...Amy...." he says. "How do you come back from that? I mean...not...." He continues to mug. It's very funny. (Hey B/M. A little more Steve. Please. I'll make one less joke at your expense per week. Deal?)

Road Rules

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