Steve floats, "I pride myself on being sexy, but the really [sic] player out of everyone, by far, is Sophia." Hee. Meanwhile, Ellen and Erik walk up her stairs and hug and Erik now hates her. Someone behind the camera (Katie?) asks Ellen how they got along and Ellen tries to talk but trips and just spazzes out drunk, not making sense and laughing and taking off her shoes. Katie and Ellen walk down the street and Ellen drunks around and swears and walks in her stockings. She sees the others and starts running. Blair says, "Someone is sloppy." Ellen approaches the others and laughs and no one is amused. In a lame and half-hearted effort to create some type of drama, B/M pays Blair forty lire and a Twinkee to float, "If we don't get paid because Ellen is drunk, I'm going to be pissed off." Commercials.

Back at MC's Romans In Love office, MC explains to the kids that they asked the dates to rate The Six of Suck from 1 to 10 based on how they were as dates. Thus, the kids will get paid twenty bucks per point -- the money to be received individually, instead of as a group as usual. Steve looks very upset. Hee. Katie starts singing, "I got a ten." I hope she's joking. Adam floats and says that Ellen is going to have to suffer the consequences of her actions. The cute Danielle gives Adam a 10. Fuck. I hoped somehow she'd dis him. Katie, shocker, gets a 10. Amy, blankly, gives Steve a 9. That's nice. ElizaKimberley gives Blair a 9.9. Sophia gets a 9.75. Sophia is happy. She floats, "Oh my god, maybe I am a good date!" Hee. Erik gives Ellen a 7.2. "Oooh, wow!" says Ellen. Blair says something joking about Ellen as Adam tells MC she's the cutest employer they've had thus far. Your lines may work on nineteen-year-old secretaries from Jersey, but not adult women from Spain. Sorry.