Road Rules

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Fit To Be Tied

Kathryn steps up, and Ann asks, "What is one thing you hate about each cast member?" Right now, stee is kicking himself for being stuck in Wisconsin and not able to answer this question. Like he could stick to one thing about each person, anyway. Theo is jumping on some furniture again. I hate that. Theo asks Kathryn to start off with him because...and these are his words, not mine: "I'm usually the first one to take the medicine. When it's nighttime, I need the medicine." Kathryn wastes no time and immediately busts out with, "Okay, I hate Theo because sometimes he comes to very harsh judgments of other people. And he can hurt their feelings." She started the sentence with "I hate Theo" and then dissed him for judging people harshly? Oookay. This doesn't phase Theo, however, and he gives her the double-hand guns with arms crossed. It comes off less like, "Thanks for sacking up" and more like, "You know you'll suck it later." Kathryn doesn't even inhale before laying into James, who stops her to shout, "I'm all man, baby!" "I hate that your feet are so nasty," she laughs. Pan down to some incredibly gnarly fungus-filled toenails while James tries to defend his funk. Giddy with power, Kathryn continues with, "Holly thinks she knows everything, and that, just, and I hate that about her. 'Cuz she tried to call out Martha Stewart for baking pancakes wrong." "But she did!" Holly screeches. The reading of the slambook continues as Kathryn says that Msaada "bites her tongue too much." I don't know if she means Msaada has an oral fixation or if she wishes Msaada would be as big of a bitch as everyone else. I can't believe you'd hate someone for not saying mean things about people. Whatever. Fire eyes dart across the room and find Laterrian as the next target. "Laterrian, your moodiness and your non-communication. You know it's your moodiness. I hate that about you." That's more than one thing, Kathryn. Be careful when you sleep tonight.

Holly walks over to the TruthCom 2000 and clicks a link. "What is the sneakiest thing that you've ever done to someone in the cast?" Holly instantly flips around defensively and says she's never done anything of the sort. This causes Laterrian to jump up and run out of the room screaming with laughter. He comes back in, and we cut to Laterrian on the floor telling Holly he knows she called him "a mother fucker" but that she's never said it to his face. He says that if she wants to call him "a mother fucker" then she can call him one. Holly fingers her drawstring right above her pubes, smiles, and says she thought he was a liar, that's all. "What have I lied about, baby?" he asks. Holly looks away and smiles. "Let's go, guys," Theo shouts. "Ding, ding, ding." Close-up on the mouth-breathing Kathryn. She goes all floaty to tell us, "I've had enough." Oh, God. Suck it up. It's Truth or Dare, you big pussy. "I don't need to deal with this type of dysfunctional-inbred-family stuff." Holly looks all snotty at Laterrian as Ann announces that they have completed their mission. I certainly hope we just couldn't see the truly x-rated mission shit on MTV because that was the lamest game of Truth or Dare I've ever seen. There is no reason they should be bitching. Why didn't everyone have to do a Truth and a Dare? Why did some have two Dares? Why did James have two Dares and a Truth? How long has this game been going on? Why do they keep changing clothes and hairstyles? Why isn't Theo still naked? Ann hands the kids a few coins, and they are quite proud of themselves.

Road Rules

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