Road Rules

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Fit To Be Tied

As they all pile back into the Winnie, ideas are being shot down left and right. Oh, I just figured it out! I just figured out who Theo looks like! He looks like Bruce McCulloch's "Gavin" from Kids in the Hall. Like at any minute he's going to ask if he can paint a chair. Kathryn suggests repelling down an elevator shaft. James goes off on some crazy description of a mission where they'd have to "get from one place, let's say from point A to point B, and the distance between those two is like, two hundred miles." Uh, isn't that called a "race"? And that's scary how? They all remind James that his idea is not scary and doesn't follow the rules. James throws his hands in the air and says, "Well, anyway, dude, I mean, like, that's just my idea and I'm gonna try and work on it. I'm gonna try and sass it up." As we hear Kathryn tell him that his idea is stupid, James floats over that Kathryn is never going to see his side of things and is going to boss them all around again. Whatever, dude. Go work on your sassy race. "Rock climbing something really weird," Kathryn says, like this is divine intervention. She decides the weirdest thing to climb would be Space Mountain. I wish James would pipe in with "Because Space Mountain is terrifying when you're six," but he doesn't. Theo turns around from the passenger seat, shoves a pillow into his crotch, and says, "Okay, I do not know what would like, be probably, like, one of the most courageous things that all of us could do." "Not talk shit for forty-eight hours?" Msaada sasses. "No, Msaada," Theo chastises. "You wouldn't be able to do that." She says that actually she would, but it's not a very good comeback. Someone makes them shut up. Kathryn floats over that they have to "get it done." Laterrian says he thought they'd be able to "still be a team." I wonder what led him to this conclusion. Several shots of the kids just staring at each other. At one point Holly is either sneezing or crying. I don't care which one, really. Msaada says it's not as easy as she thought it would be. Fade out on several shots of the bewildered cast, wondering how one "thinks" of "a mission." Gah, y'all, it's so hard to think of things that scare you when you're not used to thinking and stuff.

Road Rules

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