Road Rules

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Theo stands up and gives his Harry Houdini idea. Except he's sassed it up with a "funky preacher" and some shovels. He says that everyone is afraid of death. Vince says that it's a good idea, but you know, they could DIE while doing that, and B/M doesn't have enough of money to go around to insure them. Vince tells Theo that he'll have to research it, but he likes it. Research? Whatever, dude. That mission will never happen.

Kathryn stands at the front of the class and announces her idea like she's a motivational speaker. "How many of you are married? Okay. Who's afraid of commitment?" Kathryn raises her own hand. Vince asks, "What kind of commitment?" "Commitment!" Kathryn says, because he's going off her script. Her proposal is "Who wants to marry a Road Ruler." Clearly, Kathryn didn't consult any of the rest of the cast before coming up with her scathingly brilliant idea, because they are not pleased at all. "We go to Vegas. Las Vegas. Like, the town of cheap, fast marriages. Find someone who is willing to marry us for twenty-four hours." This seems scary only to the people that have to marry these assholes. Kathryn says that if within in that twenty-four hours, someone wants a divorce, then they fail the mission. Vince says that twenty-four hours isn't really much of a commitment, unless they are going to have sex with their new spouses. The Mission Panel says they need to discuss the ideas and "talk amongst [them]selves," (read: ask B/M what the mission will really be) and that the cast should go wait outside.

Road Rules

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