As Ann (remember, she's from mtv.com) tells the kids, "Today we're going to be playing a game of Truth or Dare," the Graphic of Stupid pops up and says, "MISSION .17 MTV.COM TRUTH OR DARE." Wait, what website again? Ann hears me and says, "It's the mtv dot com Truth or Dare mission." Oh, right. Thanks. Shit. I just forgot again. Ann? Where? What? "And all of these Truth or Dares came in from mtv dot com users." Oh. Sorry. Damn this short attention span your channel has given me! But what's a "Truth or Dare"? Holly floats in (wearing a shirt for those of you keeping score) and says, "Each of us have to [sic] answer Truth questions and do Dares to the satisfaction of Ann." Ohhhh. Truth or Dare! I get it. Ann passes out green slips of paper as the cameraman stumbles over a cord, flips the camera down, hits the boom mic which pops in and then back out of the frame, and finally settles on Holly who is giggling along with the rest of the crew. Holly has stickers on her bare shoulders. Msaada jumps up and down and screams. Whoa, where James was just sitting, it's now Theo. James is now standing next to the camera. He is having a hard time figuring out what word "mtv" spells. He's lost without a vowel. "Dammit!" he screams, turning around and giving up on the whole "reading" mission. He punches a wall and curses again.
Cut to the first dare, which is explained in careful detail via Graphic of Stupid as "DARE: TAKE A SHOWER IN A STRANGER'S ROOM." James is covering his face in shaving cream. He puts some in his hair. Cut to James, covered in a blanket, knocking on another hotel room's door. Theo says something I can't hear. From behind the door to room 1904, a woman screams something else I can't hear. Theo leans in and knocks on the door a few more times. James shouts, "Ma'am!" and from behind the door we hear a woman say she's not checking out until one. Theo leans in and knocks again. Theo freaks out and knocks the shit out of the door as James stammers at the closed door. He says the water is out in his room and he was wondering if he could use her shower. She shouts back that she can't let him in because she's in the shower. Theo crawls in and knocks again as James says, "Okay!" and walks off.









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