Msaada falls back onto the bed and squeals. Theo walks onto the bed, stands behind Msaada (who now has a sticker on her forehead), puts his crotch on the back of her head and sticks the phone cord in her mouth. She screams and he starts choking her with the cord. She reaches out for the others to help her, but they are frightened. Theo is grabbing the ends of Msaada's hair and thrusting his crotch into the back of her head. Weren't people kicked out of the Real World house for lesser offenses? Msaada holds up money for Theo, but the ass-cam is back on so I miss whatever interaction they might have had. As we close in on a slow-motion shot of Theo twirling with the phone thong, Msaada floats in to say she'd like to give Theo props for most creative usage of a phone she's ever seen. Theo hops on one leg on the bed, and from the look on Msaada's face, it's clear she just saw what happens when you call 1-900-DA-TAINT. Someone takes a picture as Theo high-fives Msaada because the thirty seconds are over. Damn, I didn't even get to use my *69 joke.
Episode Report Card530 USERS: C+
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